Government Hires Contactors For Avalanche Control

In a cost cutting move the USFS is replacing Avalanche Control workers with H-2B visa holders.  Workers across the western US are packing up their guns and returning them back to the military for an urban renewal program in Detroit.

Local Avalanche pro Duke Nukem stated his disappointment today, "How am I going to blow shit up with out a gun?, What will I do this winter? teach effing snowboarding?" 




Meanwhile prospective new contractors were busy demonstrating skills for their new job this winter

Local USFS program administrator Ranger Smith believes the cost cutting measures would save tens if not hundreds of dollars which would be used for the reopening of decommissioned roads with the help of grant money from the Sierra Club. Some groups have expressed concern that errant Predator Drone strikes might hit the guest workers but Ranger Smith assures us that mistake won't happen at this level of government.