Friday, January 3, 2014

Backcountry Access Changes Coming To A Forest Near You

Recent demands for access to public lands have created conflicts between user groups, in an effort to remedy the problem the "Good To Bro" pass has been created. Users will have a RFID card on their persons to access the goods. An automated gate system will be in place at all trailheads

In addition to all this snowmachines will be required to go green by 2015. To help with this charging stations will be located in strategic locations through out the mountains at regular intervals. Some groups such as the Sierra Club have already patted themselves on the back for the carbon friendly approach to this problem. 


Critics of the plan asked "why can't I  just go around the gate?", Bob Neel the govt spokesperson for the program stated "we have hired a Eastern European/Israeli Company that specializes in wall building to prevent that"

Company founder Ivan Skiinoff says there is no problem keeping the freeloaders from bypassing the tried and true system they have used for many decades.
 However there are detractors of the new system, Wade Sachs of the Alpine Liberation Front has already made plans to go full rebel but declined any further interview and went away mumbling something about a two stroke weapons delivery platform under development.